"The greater part of hope is *patience*.  I cannot tell you the
ending, or I will be cheating you the growth of your character."
"But -- but what if I'm *wrong*?"
"Then the decision was at least your own."
        -- The Cheese and Joyce, on November 7, 2003.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Holy s%#$! Joyce, you're a guy?! What's it like?"
"Like keeping a little dog around that barks at everything."
	-- Robin and Joyce, talking about Joyce's gender-swap,
           on November 25, 2003. http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Wait - will this explode in here or in there?"
"Here."
"Just making sure."
	-- Jason and Joe, the latter fixing a TV set,
           on February 17, 2002. http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Well, *that* should send her screaming back home."
	-- Joe, on Jason's outfit, on January 12, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Should I get the mind-wiper?"
"It won't shut him up."
"Then never mind."
	-- Walky and Sal on Danny, on August 8, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Science would be cool if it weren't for all the stupid facts."
        -- Walky, on July 30, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"I was planning on saying something evil and threatening, but I think
my actions speak for themselves."
        -- Head Alien, on November 17, 1998.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"My, this *has* been quite a successful and rewarding day.  And it's
only 4 am!"
        -- Head Alien, on April 20, 1999.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Jews for Jesus.  Booyah."
        -- Joe, on February 23, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Suddenly, the source of Sal's mental problems becomes crystal
clear."
        -- Jason, while Walky was asking for advice,
          on December 14, 2001. http://www.itswalky.com/
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"'Cuz now if I punch her in the face, it's insubordination."
        -- Mike, on Joyce's promotion, on December 18, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Now that I'm off the hook, I officially announce that your family is
#@!?in' *nuts*."
        -- Joe, on Joyce's family, on March 8, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Make your own decisions, but don't *hide* them from us."
        -- Carol, on March 9, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"A dear friend once taught me that you have to make hard decisions
that you might not like, but are right."
        -- Danny, on April 14, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"People treat me different, just like you. It's 'cuz we've kept the
blissful qualities from our youth.  'Cuz my life is simple, it's
somehow worth less."
        -- Walky, on August 19, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Monkey Master, you're the one!  You make bathtime lots of fun!
Monkey Master I'm awfully fond of you!"
        -- Head Alien singing, on July 22, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"I had a bad thought."
"Is that all?"
"A very bad and dirty thought."
"No harm done."
"... About Joe."
"Wait, wait *back up*."
        -- Joyce and Walky, on December 4, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Well, you're sorta almost a guy."
        -- Joyce to Walky, on December 5, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Hey Dina.  Am I sexy?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Just say yes or no."
"It's kind of an odd question."
"Just answer it!"
"I mean, I'd have to think about it first..."
"RAAAAAGH!"
        -- Walky and Dina, on December 6, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"The media! No!"
"Yeah, I know.  Fox news gives me the hives."
        -- Dina and Head Alien, on May 16, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"You're supposed to get angry after I reveal nasty things to you!
It's, um, tradition..."
        -- Walky, on May 22, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"But I...like breathing..."
        -- Head Alien to Sal, on June 17, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Oh good, now I can be murdered in the comfort of my own home."
        -- Mike, on Joyce's return, on June 20, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"I thought girls liked dangerous men."
"There's 'dangerous' and there's 'drops dead people on you.'"
        -- Walky and Dina, on March 11, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Oh no! If he dies I can't ever marry him!"
"Sure, like you had a snowball's chance in hell when he was
conscious!"
        -- Joyce and Joe, on November 11, 1997.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Wiigii!"
        -- Walky, innumerable occasions.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Oh, hey, boss-by-default. Hi."
        -- Alien to Monkey Master, on January 19, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"As the saying goes ... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!"
        -- Head Alien, on November 23, 2003.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"*Heck* no!  I ain't never liking no guys!  I'm gonna be the most
lesbian girl you've ever seen!"
"Wait.  Joe radios that he and Tony are on their way here."
"Oh_my_gosh!  Does my hairlook okay?"
        -- Walky and Joyce, on November 22, 2003.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Screw *Walky* - I'm placating *me*."
        -- Danny, on August 23, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"You could have asked her to leave."
"Don't tell me how to do my job."
        -- Jason and Mike, on December 3, 2000.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Aim Dina! What are you trying to do, shoot dead blokes down from
heaven?"
        -- Jason, on June 1, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Walkerton, talk at my human head, please."
        -- Alan, on August 29, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Don't be sorry. Just be a shoulder."
        -- Joyce, on September 6, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Man! The media has desensitized us to alien warlords!"
        -- Head Alien, on May 11, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"On the count of three: Run."
        -- Walky, on September 9, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"We're mature, responsible adults!"
"...says the doofus who wears my underwear on his head."
        -- Walky and Joyce, on September 11, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Act with integrity ... No regrets!"
        -- Ruth's last words, on March 18, 1999.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Being a girl in a relationship is like a huge power trip."
        -- Joyce, on September 20, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"I would've preferred a robot truck."
"Heathen."
        -- Two Aliens, on Monkey Master, on January 23, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Get a smaller gun, Joyce."
        -- Jason, on February 21, 2000.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Intelligence reports that this area is subject to bursts of chrono
inactivity. (Intelligence needs to use smaller words.)"
        -- Walky, on November 10, 2003.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Walky couldn't lead me to a Hooters."
        -- Joe, on October 3, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Hey Jason!  I found someone as anal as you!"
        -- Walky, on April 11, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"If ya can smash 'em, they're bugs."
        -- Walky, on April 11, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Gotcha!"
"Do you set rope traps to solve all your problems?"
        -- Dina and Mike, on November 21, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"It's the storm we all have to endure.  We hate it, but it's every
drop that runs down your face that traces out who you are ... your
shape.  The storm shows me so much right now.  I accept all I see.
You are beautiful, Joyce.  It's the world that's ugly."
        -- Walky, on May 4, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"I know, Walkertron.  This *is* directly against orders.  However, I
have a plan to keep Big Boss -"
"No, no ... Sal ... in trouble."
"Okay, yes, it *sounds* far-fetched..."
        -- Jason and Walky, on December 16, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"My attention span will focus on monkeys in 45 seconds."
        -- Walky, on October 7, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"See?! You've got that crazed expression! What'd I tell you about
that face?!"
"You love it?"
        -- Walky and Joyce, on October 21, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Danny, if anyone knows what *infatuation* is, it's *me*."
        -- Joyce, on January 3, 2003.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Besides, ah'll miss all my TV shows."
        -- Sal while hugging her TV, on January 9, 2003.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Why Canada?"
"I figgered, 'Who'd f$#%&n' *notice*? God*damn* was I right."
        -- Joyce and Head Alien, on November 14, 2003.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Did I mention who taught me to fight when I was a kid?  Oh yeah.
Your *brother*."
"Ah'll have to *thank* him later.  With a *brick*."
        -- Billie and Sal, on September 21, 2003.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Y'know, actually being a top-secret government agent really spoils
my playtime."
        -- Walky, on July 21, 2000.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"My pants suddenly got tight, and I have no idea why."
"Never touch me."
        -- Joe and Tony, on September 19, 2003.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"It's like millions of hormones cried out in terror and were
silenced."
        -- Joe, on April 3, 2003.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"That's when I walked in and my mind was destroyed forever."
"There, there"
        -- Jason and Daisy, on November 3, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"You've got a haircut."
"You have a guy's head between your legs."
"Don't change the subject."
        -- Walky and Billie, on November 9, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"God, I'm gonna hafta have sex with 30 women to wipe the gay off me!"
"Good! Start with the second floor"
        -- Joe and Walky, on November 10, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"... How do you do that insta-jumping back 3 feet thing?"
        -- Walky to Dina, February 15, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Sex?! We were cuddling!"
"You put a hole through the wall, Walkerton!"
"_Extreeem_ cuddling."
        -- Walky and Jason, on March 21, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Joyce, this may be hard to accept ... but Uncle Jesse and Becky
Donaldson #?!@ed like sea otters in 'Full House'."
"*No!  That's not true!  That's impossible!!*"
        -- Joe and Joyce, on December 11, 2002
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Way to beat the odds!"
"I don't like this conversation."
        -- Billie and Walky, on Walky having a girlfriend,
           on November 13, 2001
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Stop talking.  Impending death by monkey"
        -- Walky, on February 6, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"Sorry.  I'm allergic to real food."
        -- Walky, on November 24, 2001.
           http://www.itswalky.com/
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"A monkey and a hot girl fighting - I can die happy now."
        -- Unnamed alien, on January 23, 2002.
           http://www.itswalky.com/